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Thursday, February 1, 2007

The magic seats of A 2, 3 and the powerful swinging-arms

....if there is a man and a woman in one room, the third one is Satan..... (Prophet Muhammad hadits)

Movie theatre --a favorite gathering-pool-- for youth couples in love. They even don’t care about the movie itself; the most important thing is who come first. The movies are not so important than their own ‘movie shooting’ session.

...this will makes your date hotter than before just believeme...
You do not believe me don’t you? Try by yourself to prove my story. After you get there, take a look at the A seats number 2 and 3. What happen with those seats? It has been a silent rumor that says those two seats is the sacred ones. All youth couples already known that whoever takes those two seats he/she will get the ultimate place to make love or get the sex-activities-pool.

Sex-activities-pool, what kind of animal is that? Sex-activities-pool came from three elementary words sex, activities and pool. That is self-explanatory to you all. For the ‘brutal’ term, it means a place for fucking, whether dry fucking or wet fucking. For this case, of course it is the dry one. Why? Because it is a public place even though it is a kind of a hidden place.

Back to the 2 and 3 seats, why aren’t three, four or other numbers? Moreover, why is in the hell should be A instead of B seat? You can answer quickly only if you have a strategic thinking. As long as we know couples come to theater often, and they are going to buy a pair of tickets as well.

The sex-activities-pool....

As we all have known, the A row is the hindmost place ever in the theatre, no more chairs after A row. If you have chosen the number two and three seats most probably no one wants to buy the number one seat because it’s the a single most-hidden-place in the world. Not to mention peoples tend to have some ‘distance’ with others therefore the number 4 seat is most probably not occupied. Now we can have a conclusion as follows, no one disturbs from behind and so does from front seat. No disturbance from your right, and no one else beside your left, voila! It’s time to have your good time bro!

So, if you get the number 2 and 3 seats you better be ready to hear strange choices such as retained kiss, mumble and sigh with hurrying breath from in-love couples. You can not focus on your movies for sure; you just focus on your ‘ears’ than your ‘eyes’ as there are some ‘trailers’ happened in your back rows.

Well, it’s time to come up with the second the lusty-world trick, the powerful arm-swing. It is special trick for male. You like to have your arm on your girl arm don’t you? And of course as a normal man you are love that boobs. And if she let you to grasp her boobs maybe you do it by every minute. But it’s too bad, you just meet her once a week only with limited times. So how you can grasp her boobs as many as possible within limited times?

Firstly, you must pretend to become such a romantic person maybe just like Casanova did. Those romantic things can be done by having your arm in your girl’s neck gently. Do not ever forget, while your arm surrounds her neck place your palm on his tits. It looks accidentally swinging along with the rhyme of your steps move. You can grasp ‘accidentally’ to your girl’s tits while swinging your arm up and two... gotcha! The more you step the more you can get the tits ! Now, you can get even for what you have paid for meals and tickets.

As far as I remember those two tricks are barely failed. The result is hundred on hundred. The most important thing is you must stay calm. No need to hurry. Indeed the final destination is tits, but it will be different in style if you do it by elegant way. Finally, happy trying!

...I don’t take any responsibilities on this article, particularly if you can make it: P

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